Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 24, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 24, 2017

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 23, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 8, 2017

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 25, 2017

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 8, 2017

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 8, 2017

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Wande (Guest) on March 6, 2017

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 5, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 5, 2017

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 26, 2017

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Hassan (Guest) on February 17, 2017

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 11, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Maulid (Guest) on February 10, 2017

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 5, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 1, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Abdillah (Guest) on January 29, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Sharifa (Guest) on January 23, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Zulekha (Guest) on January 19, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Rabia (Guest) on January 16, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Fikiri (Guest) on January 15, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Hassan (Guest) on January 14, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Shamsa (Guest) on January 3, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 22, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 19, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 19, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 2, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 1, 2016

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 22, 2016

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 18, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

George Mallya (Guest) on November 17, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 10, 2016

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 30, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 16, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 14, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 12, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 11, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 4, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 2, 2016

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 30, 2016

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Abdillah (Guest) on September 18, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 17, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 11, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 4, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 2, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 18, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 16, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 31, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

John Mushi (Guest) on July 23, 2016

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 7, 2016

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Chum (Guest) on June 25, 2016

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 24, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 22, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Latifa (Guest) on June 14, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 12, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Maneno (Guest) on June 5, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Zainab (Guest) on June 5, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Shamsa (Guest) on May 1, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Furaha (Guest) on April 21, 2016

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 12, 2016

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳