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Ramadhan
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Apr 28, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Lydia Wanyama
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Apr 13, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Selemani
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Apr 10, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Edith Cherotich
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Apr 9, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Shani
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Apr 6, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Nahida
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Mar 19, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Husna
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Mar 16, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Mashaka
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Mar 10, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
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Mar 5, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Anna Malela
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Mar 4, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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John Mushi
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Jan 27, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Jan 16, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Wande
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Wande
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Nchi
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Azima
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Rose Lowassa
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May 29, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Grace Wairimu
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May 26, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 15, 2016
😆 That punchline!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 14, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 13, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
