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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
๐ Too good!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Nchi
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
๐ I need to save this one forever!
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Majid
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Amir
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
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Issa
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
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Neema
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
๐ This is a keeper!
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Victor Kimario
Guest
May 31, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 14, 2016
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
๐ Pure comedy gold!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
๐ This is pure brilliance!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
๐ Still cracking up!
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Masika
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
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Iโm still laughing!
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
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Tambwe
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐