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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 2, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 2, 2017
😄 You got me good!
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Azima
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Raha
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Shani
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Majid
Guest
May 30, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Shani
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
