A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐๐
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 28, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Furaha (Guest) on April 26, 2017
๐ What a joke!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 16, 2017
๐ Added to my favorites!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 4, 2017
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 27, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Rahim (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Umi (Guest) on February 14, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Biashara (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Fatuma (Guest) on February 8, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 2, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
James Malima (Guest) on February 2, 2017
๐ You got me good!
Rahim (Guest) on February 1, 2017
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 27, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Zulekha (Guest) on January 26, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 22, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 11, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Tabu (Guest) on January 9, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 6, 2017
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Mashaka (Guest) on January 5, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
David Nyerere (Guest) on January 5, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Hassan (Guest) on December 31, 2016
๐ Instant mood boost!
Azima (Guest) on December 31, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Raha (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Sumaya (Guest) on December 10, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 26, 2016
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 25, 2016
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 22, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Hekima (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Mariam (Guest) on November 16, 2016
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 15, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 11, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Shabani (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Baridi (Guest) on October 23, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Shani (Guest) on October 20, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 19, 2016
๐ This one really got me!
Chiku (Guest) on October 18, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 5, 2016
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 26, 2016
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 25, 2016
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 7, 2016
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
James Mduma (Guest) on September 4, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Mashaka (Guest) on August 19, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 3, 2016
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 25, 2016
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 24, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 14, 2016
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 9, 2016
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 1, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 25, 2016
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Aziza (Guest) on June 25, 2016
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 24, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Aziza (Guest) on June 8, 2016
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Majid (Guest) on May 30, 2016
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Shani (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 7, 2016
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 6, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐