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Stephen Malecela
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Feb 27, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 29, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Yusuf
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Neema
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Salum
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Robert Okello
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Mzee
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Warda
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Raha
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Nchi
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Omari
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
May 22, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
