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Mwagonda
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Apr 3, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Halima
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Husna
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Mzee
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Omar
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Chum
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Amina
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Shani
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Salima
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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James Kimani
Guest
May 30, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Azima
Guest
May 24, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Latifa
Guest
May 23, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Abubakar
Guest
May 15, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 8, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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John Kamande
Guest
May 7, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Ahmed
Guest
May 5, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Warda
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
