What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 3, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Maulid (Guest) on March 21, 2017

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Halima (Guest) on March 10, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 2, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 16, 2017

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Husna (Guest) on February 10, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

John Lissu (Guest) on January 28, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 25, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 24, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 8, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 8, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 6, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 5, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Mzee (Guest) on December 28, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mashaka (Guest) on December 26, 2016

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 24, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 21, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 18, 2016

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 7, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 1, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Ahmed (Guest) on November 24, 2016

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Omar (Guest) on October 31, 2016

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Jamal (Guest) on October 28, 2016

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Rahma (Guest) on October 28, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 20, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 15, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 13, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 11, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Abdillah (Guest) on October 4, 2016

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Faiza (Guest) on September 26, 2016

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 11, 2016

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Kahina (Guest) on September 10, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Daudi (Guest) on August 31, 2016

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 24, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 19, 2016

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 18, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Hekima (Guest) on August 8, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Chum (Guest) on July 27, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 17, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Amina (Guest) on July 15, 2016

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 10, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Shani (Guest) on June 29, 2016

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Salima (Guest) on June 27, 2016

😄 What a joke!

Rukia (Guest) on June 25, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Mariam (Guest) on June 24, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 17, 2016

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 13, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 6, 2016

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 4, 2016

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

James Kimani (Guest) on May 30, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Azima (Guest) on May 24, 2016

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Latifa (Guest) on May 23, 2016

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Abubakar (Guest) on May 15, 2016

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 8, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

John Kamande (Guest) on May 7, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Ahmed (Guest) on May 5, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Rashid (Guest) on April 29, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 27, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Warda (Guest) on April 19, 2016

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️