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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Nov 1, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
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Juma
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
๐ Best laugh of the day!
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Biashara
Guest
May 28, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Kazija
Guest
May 23, 2016
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
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Mwanais
Guest
May 5, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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Josephine
Guest
May 2, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
๐ I need to save this one forever!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Raha
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 11, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
