Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 17, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 16, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Khadija (Guest) on April 6, 2017

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 5, 2017

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 1, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Rukia (Guest) on March 22, 2017

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Chiku (Guest) on February 25, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 1, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

David Chacha (Guest) on January 24, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 17, 2017

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 23, 2016

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Hashim (Guest) on December 18, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Farida (Guest) on December 17, 2016

😂 Gotta save this!

Shabani (Guest) on December 16, 2016

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 15, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Hawa (Guest) on November 18, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

John Mushi (Guest) on November 18, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Saidi (Guest) on November 10, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 25, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 7, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 26, 2016

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 25, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Fatuma (Guest) on September 17, 2016

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 8, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 8, 2016

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Shabani (Guest) on September 5, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Arifa (Guest) on August 14, 2016

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Raha (Guest) on August 13, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Sarafina (Guest) on August 10, 2016

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 7, 2016

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 27, 2016

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Fatuma (Guest) on July 23, 2016

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 22, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 20, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Neema (Guest) on July 19, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 29, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 28, 2016

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mariam (Guest) on June 21, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Zainab (Guest) on June 18, 2016

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Amir (Guest) on June 18, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 15, 2016

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Jamal (Guest) on June 12, 2016

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 11, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 27, 2016

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 22, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 18, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 9, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 16, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mwanais (Guest) on April 15, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 14, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Sekela (Guest) on April 12, 2016

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 31, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 27, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Jafari (Guest) on March 26, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 26, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Ali (Guest) on March 25, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 25, 2016

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Fadhili (Guest) on March 23, 2016

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 11, 2016

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 2, 2016

🤣 Sending this now!