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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Fikiri
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Nuru
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Daudi
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Issa
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Halima
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Zawadi
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Amina
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Jabir
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 31, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 19, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Fadhili
Guest
May 14, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 5, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Binti
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
