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Mwajuma
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Jan 26, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Raha
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 1, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Zakaria
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
😄 Too good!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Farida
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 20, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Salum
Guest
May 18, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 8, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 7, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 7, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Amir
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Rashid
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Zawadi
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
