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Omari
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Maida
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 1, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 28, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 28, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 24, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Leila
Guest
May 23, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Rubea
Guest
May 19, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Mariam
Guest
May 12, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Zubeida
Guest
May 10, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 8, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 3, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Maimuna
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
