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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Raha
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Biashara
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Juma
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Amir
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 26, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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John Malisa
Guest
May 17, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 16, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Chris Okello
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Salima
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
