Short Answer: Fry-day! π
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ππ₯
Short Answer: Fry-day! π
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ππ₯
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Ndoto (Guest) on January 12, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Safiya (Guest) on January 11, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 9, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 8, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Husna (Guest) on January 5, 2017
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 27, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 20, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Sharifa (Guest) on December 20, 2016
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Sofia (Guest) on December 9, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 8, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Yahya (Guest) on November 27, 2016
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 13, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 8, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Tambwe (Guest) on November 3, 2016
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
John Kamande (Guest) on October 31, 2016
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Shani (Guest) on October 18, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Bahati (Guest) on October 12, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 11, 2016
π You got me good!
Mustafa (Guest) on October 7, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 3, 2016
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 2, 2016
π Best laugh of the day!
Shukuru (Guest) on September 28, 2016
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Warda (Guest) on September 23, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Ali (Guest) on September 23, 2016
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 20, 2016
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 14, 2016
π That punchline was epic!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 25, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 21, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Rukia (Guest) on August 21, 2016
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 18, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 14, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 14, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Binti (Guest) on August 11, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
John Malisa (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 10, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
John Lissu (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 28, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Juma (Guest) on July 13, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 10, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 24, 2016
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 24, 2016
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 19, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 11, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 9, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Tabu (Guest) on May 31, 2016
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 28, 2016
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Salima (Guest) on May 28, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 19, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 16, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 15, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 29, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 26, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 15, 2016
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 2, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 25, 2016
π€£ This one got me good!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 25, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Nuru (Guest) on March 25, 2016
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 22, 2016
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 11, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Chiku (Guest) on March 8, 2016
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ