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Rahma
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May 3, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Chiku
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Majid
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Shani
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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John Malisa
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Abdillah
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Masika
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mchawi
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Abdullah
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
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Chum
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Salma
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Farida
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Daudi
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 28, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 28, 2016
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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David Ochieng
Guest
May 16, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 15, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
May 14, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
