Jokes That Make Life Better: 10 Humorous Antidotes for Stress
Life can be a rollercoaster ride filled with ups, downs, and the occasional loop-de-loop. But fear not! Amidst the chaos and stress, there is a silver lining โ laughter! They say laughter is the best medicine, and boy, do we have the prescription for you. Get ready to chuckle, snort, and giggle your way to a happier life with these ten humorous antidotes for stress.
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The "Knock, Knock" Classic: Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, and we'll tell you a joke that'll make your stress melt like butter on a baking potato!
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The "Clumsy Waiter": Why did the waiter bring a ladder to the salad bar? Because the chef kept telling him the salad dressing was on the top shelf!
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The "Punny Parrot": Why did the parrot bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to be a high flyer!
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The "Dancing Shoes": Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
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The "Tech Support Hilarity": Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus, and it couldn't stop sneezing bytes!
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The "Mix-Up at the Zoo": Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!
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The "Baking Catastrophe": Why did the doughnut go to therapy? Because it felt a little glazed and confused!
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The "Coffee Break": Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
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The "Fishy Tale": Why don't fish play basketball? Because they're afraid of the net!
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The "Squirrel Wisdom": Why don't squirrels trust trees? Because they're a little too shady!
Life is too short to take everything seriously. Embrace the absurdity and let laughter be your guiding star through the murky waters of stress. Remember to share these jokes with your loved ones and spread the joy โ after all, laughter is highly contagious, and who doesn't want to be an agent of hilarity?
So, the next time you feel the weight of the world on your shoulders, take a moment to breathe, relax, and let these ten humorous antidotes whisk you away to a land of giggles and guffaws. A good belly laugh releases endorphins, boosts your mood, and helps you forget about those pesky stressors dragging you down.
Laughter truly is the secret ingredient to make life better. So, go forth, my fellow joke enthusiasts, and let the healing power of humor wash away your worries. Remember, if you can find humor in the absurdity of life, you can conquer anything that comes your way!
In conclusion, let's embrace the wisdom of American writer, Mark Twain, who once said, "Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand." So, arm yourself with these ten jokes, and remember, stress doesn't stand a chance when you're armed with a good sense of humor!
Jamal (Guest) on December 17, 2016
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 14, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Issa (Guest) on November 29, 2016
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 29, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 25, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 24, 2016
๐ This just made my day!
Leila (Guest) on November 13, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 30, 2016
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Maneno (Guest) on October 13, 2016
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Rahim (Guest) on October 12, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Latifa (Guest) on October 10, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 4, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Saidi (Guest) on October 4, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 25, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 23, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Leila (Guest) on September 20, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Nashon (Guest) on September 12, 2016
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Khamis (Guest) on September 11, 2016
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Zakaria (Guest) on September 1, 2016
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 29, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 19, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 19, 2016
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Safiya (Guest) on August 14, 2016
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 23, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 23, 2016
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 18, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
John Malisa (Guest) on July 16, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 11, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 11, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Maida (Guest) on July 9, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Mariam (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Amani (Guest) on July 3, 2016
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 30, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Aziza (Guest) on June 24, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Mazrui (Guest) on June 23, 2016
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Majid (Guest) on June 19, 2016
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 18, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on June 15, 2016
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 10, 2016
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 8, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Fikiri (Guest) on June 3, 2016
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Sultan (Guest) on May 26, 2016
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 23, 2016
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 23, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 4, 2016
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 28, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 23, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 21, 2016
๐ Bookmarking this!
Kazija (Guest) on April 18, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Salima (Guest) on April 12, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 11, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Shani (Guest) on April 10, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 9, 2016
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 6, 2016
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
John Malisa (Guest) on April 3, 2016
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Maulid (Guest) on March 23, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Chum (Guest) on March 20, 2016
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Issack (Guest) on March 17, 2016
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Kahina (Guest) on March 10, 2016
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
David Musyoka (Guest) on March 6, 2016
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ