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Robert Okello
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Dec 24, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Sarah Mbise
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Dec 21, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Shani
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Dec 18, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Dec 13, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Andrew Mahiga
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Dec 13, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
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Warda
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Dec 12, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Francis Mrope
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Dec 9, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Lydia Mahiga
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Dec 1, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Grace Majaliwa
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Nov 15, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Nancy Komba
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Nov 14, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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James Kawawa
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Nov 6, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mary Kidata
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Nov 6, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Sultan
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Oct 26, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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John Malisa
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Oct 24, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Fadhila
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Oct 4, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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John Mwangi
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Oct 2, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Tambwe
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Sep 30, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Elizabeth Malima
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Sep 21, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Stephen Amollo
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Sep 20, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Mgeni
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Sep 18, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Asha
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
😄 Too good!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Stephen Malecela
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Sep 2, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Daudi
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Aug 25, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Edward Chepkoech
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Aug 24, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Frank Sokoine
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Aug 18, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Joyce Aoko
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Aug 9, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Violet Mumo
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Jul 28, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Issa
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Sharifa
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Jul 22, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Josephine Nekesa
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Jul 21, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Alice Mrema
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Jul 16, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Jul 16, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Patrick Mutua
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Jul 14, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Jabir
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Jun 24, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Anna Malela
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Jun 11, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Betty Akinyi
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Jun 5, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Joseph Kiwanga
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May 29, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 20, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Janet Mbithe
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May 16, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Miriam Mchome
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May 12, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Nassar
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May 7, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mashaka
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Apr 29, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Joyce Nkya
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Apr 28, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Thomas Mtaki
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Apr 15, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Martin Otieno
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Apr 11, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Farida
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Paul Kamau
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Mar 17, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Thomas Mtaki
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Mar 6, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Leila
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Joseph Njoroge
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Feb 20, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
