Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 4, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 22, 2017

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 21, 2017

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Mhina (Guest) on November 18, 2017

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Wande (Guest) on November 17, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Fatuma (Guest) on November 17, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 7, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 4, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Sultan (Guest) on October 31, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 22, 2017

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Sharifa (Guest) on October 21, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 20, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 13, 2017

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 3, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 1, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 29, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Mchawi (Guest) on September 26, 2017

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 7, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

John Kamande (Guest) on September 5, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 28, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 23, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 18, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Hashim (Guest) on August 13, 2017

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 17, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 11, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Abubakari (Guest) on July 5, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 26, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Sekela (Guest) on June 23, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 20, 2017

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 14, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 3, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Mariam (Guest) on June 2, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 18, 2017

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 8, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Mariam (Guest) on May 8, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

John Lissu (Guest) on April 19, 2017

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 13, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Mhina (Guest) on April 12, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Rubea (Guest) on April 9, 2017

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 8, 2017

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Issack (Guest) on March 18, 2017

🤣 Sending this now!

Khalifa (Guest) on March 14, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 14, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 9, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Khamis (Guest) on March 4, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 1, 2017

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 27, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 19, 2017

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Bakari (Guest) on February 15, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Jamal (Guest) on February 14, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Maulid (Guest) on February 13, 2017

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 12, 2017

🤣 This one got me good!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 5, 2017

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 18, 2017

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on January 4, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 28, 2016

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 27, 2016

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 25, 2016

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 14, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗