Short Answer: Because he was a real "pain in the neck"! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Explanation: Dracula, being a vampire, has a reputation for biting people on the neck and sucking their blood. This play on words suggests that he was a literal "pain in the neck," which made it difficult for him to make friends. The humorous tone and vampire emoji add a lighthearted touch to the explanation.
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๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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Jaffar (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 22, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 22, 2017
๐ Perfect joke!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 22, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
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Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 13, 2017
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 7, 2017
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Mzee (Guest) on September 5, 2017
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Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 19, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Rubea (Guest) on August 2, 2017
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Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 24, 2017
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Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2017
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๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
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Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Rehema (Guest) on June 30, 2017
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
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I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Faiza (Guest) on June 29, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 18, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
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Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 5, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
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Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 29, 2017
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David Musyoka (Guest) on May 25, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 14, 2017
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Leila (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Shamim (Guest) on May 7, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on May 5, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 30, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 24, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Yusra (Guest) on April 7, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 30, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 20, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
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๐ Iโm dying!
Zulekha (Guest) on February 16, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Amir (Guest) on February 12, 2017
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Nyota (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐