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Lydia Mahiga
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Jun 26, 2018
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
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Simon Kiprono
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Jun 22, 2018
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
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Janet Wambura
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Jun 10, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
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Mzee
Guest
May 28, 2018
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
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Latifa
Guest
May 4, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
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Halimah
Guest
May 3, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Zulekha
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Mar 7, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
π This joke just made my day!
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Umi
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! π
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
π Iβm saving this one!
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
π Iβm dying!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
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Shani
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 18, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 3, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
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Hawa
Guest
May 2, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
π That punchline!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
