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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Nasra
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
😂 So funny!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Yahya
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Salima
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Yahya
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Halima
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 26, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 26, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 25, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Jafari
Guest
May 16, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 3, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
