Short Answer: Pencils go to the Pen-cil Islands for vacation! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Explanation: The answer plays on the wordplay between "pen" and "pencil." Instead of going to a typical vacation spot, pencils choose to go to the "Pen-cil Islands" because it sounds like a place specifically for writing utensils. The use of the emoji adds a touch of fun and excitement to the answer.
Arifa (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 22, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Aziza (Guest) on December 8, 2017
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 6, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Nassor (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Hashim (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 21, 2017
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Mchawi (Guest) on November 8, 2017
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 24, 2017
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 16, 2017
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 8, 2017
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Arifa (Guest) on October 5, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 3, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 23, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 22, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 18, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
John Malisa (Guest) on September 9, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Omari (Guest) on September 5, 2017
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 2, 2017
๐ So funny!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 2, 2017
๐ You got me!
Kassim (Guest) on August 26, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 17, 2017
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Raha (Guest) on August 11, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 8, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Shamsa (Guest) on August 8, 2017
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 31, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 25, 2017
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 23, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Fatuma (Guest) on July 7, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 26, 2017
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Hawa (Guest) on May 26, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Bahati (Guest) on May 23, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 23, 2017
๐ Nailed it!
Mohamed (Guest) on May 21, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Majid (Guest) on May 18, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 18, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 6, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Rehema (Guest) on May 5, 2017
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 30, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Daudi (Guest) on April 28, 2017
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 25, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 22, 2017
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Jafari (Guest) on April 12, 2017
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 10, 2017
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 31, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
John Mushi (Guest) on March 31, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Ndoto (Guest) on March 10, 2017
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Masika (Guest) on February 28, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Chiku (Guest) on February 27, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 14, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 11, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 27, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 23, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Mazrui (Guest) on January 19, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Josephine (Guest) on January 11, 2017
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐