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Rashid
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Nov 16, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Amir
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Nov 10, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Nancy Kabura
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Oct 30, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Azima
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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James Kimani
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Makame
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 25, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 23, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Halima
Guest
May 18, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Jamila
Guest
May 14, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 13, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 4, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Daudi
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Daudi
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Jamila
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Tabu
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Maida
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
