A ghost's favorite room in the house is ๐ปthe living room!๐ป Explanation: Because ghosts are "living" in the afterlife, their favorite room would naturally be the living room! Plus, it's a play on words that adds a fun and lighthearted twist to the spooky nature of ghosts. So, whenever you hear strange noises or feel a chill in the living room, it's just your ghostly friends having a ghostly good time! ๐๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 15, 2017
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 14, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Hassan (Guest) on December 7, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Arifa (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Yahya (Guest) on November 25, 2017
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 15, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 11, 2017
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 8, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Sarafina (Guest) on October 31, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 26, 2017
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 14, 2017
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 13, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Jaffar (Guest) on October 11, 2017
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 11, 2017
This joke deserves an award! ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on September 5, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
George Mallya (Guest) on September 5, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 25, 2017
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 7, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 31, 2017
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
George Tenga (Guest) on July 26, 2017
๐ This is too funny!
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 25, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Khalifa (Guest) on July 20, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Omari (Guest) on July 19, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 11, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 2, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 25, 2017
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Masika (Guest) on June 19, 2017
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 16, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 10, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Abubakari (Guest) on June 2, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 21, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Tambwe (Guest) on May 19, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Bahati (Guest) on May 6, 2017
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Zuhura (Guest) on May 3, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 1, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 25, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 24, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 17, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 15, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 13, 2017
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Kazija (Guest) on April 7, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Farida (Guest) on April 1, 2017
๐ Gotta save this!
Kazija (Guest) on March 28, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Mhina (Guest) on March 24, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 23, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Azima (Guest) on March 23, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Halima (Guest) on March 18, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Baridi (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Jaffar (Guest) on March 13, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 8, 2017
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Mwagonda (Guest) on March 6, 2017
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 2, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 27, 2017
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Nassar (Guest) on January 18, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 4, 2017
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Sultan (Guest) on January 3, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 2, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Halima (Guest) on December 28, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ