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Zulekha
Guest
May 2, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Wande
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Salum
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Nyota
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Majid
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mashaka
Guest
May 27, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
😂 This joke just made my day!
