A turkey likes to gobble up sunny-side up weather! โ๏ธ๐ฆ
Explanation: Turkeys are notorious for their love of gobbling, just like how we enjoy gobbling up sunny-side up eggs! So, it only makes sense that a turkey would prefer sunny weather, where they can bask in the warmth while dreaming about their favorite breakfast. This playful answer adds a touch of humor and creativity to the question, making it a funny and enjoyable riddle to share with others.
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Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 19, 2018
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Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 18, 2018
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Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 15, 2018
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Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 10, 2018
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Nyota (Guest) on December 24, 2017
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Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 7, 2017
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Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 2, 2017
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Maulid (Guest) on November 26, 2017
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Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 22, 2017
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Kheri (Guest) on November 12, 2017
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Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 8, 2017
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Kazija (Guest) on October 9, 2017
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Shamsa (Guest) on September 15, 2017
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Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 11, 2017
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Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 26, 2017
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Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 5, 2017
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Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 30, 2017
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Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 9, 2017
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David Ochieng (Guest) on July 4, 2017
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Majid (Guest) on July 2, 2017
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Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 29, 2017
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Jabir (Guest) on June 12, 2017
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Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 6, 2017
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Sekela (Guest) on June 4, 2017
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Mashaka (Guest) on May 27, 2017
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Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 28, 2017
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Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 7, 2017
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