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Susan Wangari
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Mar 11, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mwajuma
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Issack
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Mjaka
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Salima
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Majid
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Binti
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Baridi
Guest
May 29, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Saidi
Guest
May 23, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 20, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Salma
Guest
May 13, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 2, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
