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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Wande
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Chum
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
😁 This is gold!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Fikiri
Guest
May 30, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 26, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Safiya
Guest
May 21, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 20, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 2, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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Salima
Guest
Feb 2, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
