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Kheri
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Sep 8, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Amir
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Masika
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 30, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Nasra
Guest
May 23, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 22, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Sarafina
Guest
May 17, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 11, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 11, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 5, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 1, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Warda
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
😄 You got me good!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Tabu
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Azima
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Shani
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Azima
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
