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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Maimuna
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Nchi
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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John Kamande
Guest
May 13, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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James Kimani
Guest
May 12, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Shani
Guest
May 7, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 4, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
