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What do you call a pig that does karate?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop!

Explanation: ๐Ÿฅ‹๐Ÿท In this funny riddle, the answer plays on the word "chop." Normally, a pork chop is a cut of meat from a pig. But in this case, we're imagining a pig that practices karate, so we humorously reinterpret the term "pork chop" as a karate-kicking pig. ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ฅ It's a playful twist that combines the pig's nature with a martial arts reference, resulting in a lighthearted and amusing response.

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