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Sultan
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Mar 3, 2018
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Janet Sumaye
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Feb 25, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
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Anthony Kariuki
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Feb 15, 2018
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I had to share this with everyone!
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
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Wande
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
๐ This is too funny!
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
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Mhina
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Husna
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Maneno
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Jul 25, 2017
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
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Chum
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Mariam Hassan
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Jul 7, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Hawa
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Jul 3, 2017
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
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David Ochieng
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Jun 28, 2017
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Janet Wambura
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May 30, 2017
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Mchuma
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May 15, 2017
๐ You got me good!
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Biashara
Guest
May 11, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ