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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
๐ That punchline!
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
๐ Totally hilarious!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Farida
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
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Biashara
Guest
May 30, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 29, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Kazija
Guest
May 23, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 20, 2017
๐ Gotta save this!
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Kazija
Guest
May 12, 2017
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 3, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Amina
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
๐ This is gold!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
๐ Still cracking up!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Umi
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
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Amani
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ