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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿจ

Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.

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