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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 5, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Kazija
Guest
May 21, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Salum
Guest
Mar 9, 2017
😆 That punchline!
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Majid
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Fikiri
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Zubeida
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
