Short Answer: "Hands off my cheese, you cheesy thief! ๐ญ๐ง"
Explanation: This response adds a playful and humorous tone to the situation. The use of the phrase "cheesy thief" brings a light-heartedness to the interaction between the two mice, making it funny. The mouse is assertively warning the other mouse to keep its paws away from its precious cheese, making the situation more amusing. The mouse even uses emoji to further enhance the fun and creative tone of the response. ๐ง
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 28, 2017
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 14, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Latifa (Guest) on October 14, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 9, 2017
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 7, 2017
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 25, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Shamsa (Guest) on September 14, 2017
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Ndoto (Guest) on September 2, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 30, 2017
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Shabani (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Kahina (Guest) on August 18, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 18, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 14, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 10, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Kassim (Guest) on August 9, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Faiza (Guest) on August 9, 2017
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 5, 2017
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Safiya (Guest) on July 23, 2017
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Masika (Guest) on July 12, 2017
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 11, 2017
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Rabia (Guest) on July 5, 2017
๐ This is gold!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 3, 2017
๐ Bookmarking this!
Khatib (Guest) on July 3, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 30, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 30, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Salum (Guest) on June 23, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 22, 2017
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Shamsa (Guest) on June 14, 2017
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
James Mduma (Guest) on June 11, 2017
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 9, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Jabir (Guest) on June 8, 2017
๐ Too good!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 8, 2017
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 31, 2017
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 30, 2017
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 14, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 13, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 12, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Hassan (Guest) on May 9, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Nashon (Guest) on May 6, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 5, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 13, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Rahim (Guest) on April 7, 2017
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 23, 2017
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 7, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 6, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 16, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 15, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 10, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 7, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Leila (Guest) on January 30, 2017
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Shukuru (Guest) on January 25, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Mwinyi (Guest) on January 24, 2017
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 17, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Rahim (Guest) on January 14, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
David Chacha (Guest) on January 12, 2017
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 10, 2017
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ