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Mwinyi
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Oct 28, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Agnes Sumaye
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Oct 14, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Kahina
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Masika
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
😁 This is gold!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Salum
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
😄 Too good!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 31, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 30, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 14, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 13, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 12, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 12, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Hassan
Guest
May 9, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Nashon
Guest
May 6, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 5, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Leila
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Shukuru
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
