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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Bakari
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Farida
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
😆 That punchline!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Sofia
Guest
May 26, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 12, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Khadija
Guest
May 10, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 7, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Masika
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Farida
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
