Short Answer: They hit a lot of fowl balls! ๐ฆโพ๏ธ
Explanation: When turkeys play baseball, they tend to hit a lot of fowl balls instead of fair balls! This play on words is amusing because "fowl" refers to both the bird itself (turkey) and an unsuccessful hit in baseball. So, expect a lot of unexpected, turkey-related baseball mishaps when these feathered creatures take the field! ๐คฃ
Shamsa (Guest) on August 30, 2017
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Sekela (Guest) on August 26, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Kiza (Guest) on August 26, 2017
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 24, 2017
๐ Iโm dying!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 18, 2017
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Nashon (Guest) on August 17, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Maulid (Guest) on August 10, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 6, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 30, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
James Mduma (Guest) on July 29, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Biashara (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 13, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 11, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Nuru (Guest) on June 25, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 24, 2017
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 8, 2017
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John Kamande (Guest) on June 6, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Josephine (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 21, 2017
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Hassan (Guest) on May 18, 2017
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 16, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 9, 2017
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 5, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Zubeida (Guest) on May 3, 2017
๐ This just made my day!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 29, 2017
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 28, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 24, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 14, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Sarafina (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
David Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Latifa (Guest) on April 3, 2017
๐ This is too funny!
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 28, 2017
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Josephine (Guest) on March 27, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Halimah (Guest) on March 11, 2017
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 7, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Salima (Guest) on March 1, 2017
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 28, 2017
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 23, 2017
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Nasra (Guest) on February 14, 2017
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Rashid (Guest) on February 8, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 8, 2017
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Ahmed (Guest) on February 1, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 27, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 27, 2017
๐ Too good!
Faiza (Guest) on January 20, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Salima (Guest) on January 20, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 7, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 6, 2017
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 25, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 17, 2016
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 16, 2016
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 13, 2016
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 13, 2016
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Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 24, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 19, 2016
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Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 8, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ