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Jabir
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Amina
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Amani
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Anna Malela
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
😆 That punchline!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Makame
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Rehema
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Majid
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jun 5, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 26, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Sultan
Guest
May 17, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 10, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 10, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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George Mallya
Guest
May 8, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 8, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mhina
Guest
May 7, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 5, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
