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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Salima
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Salima
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
😁 This made my day!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Victor Malima
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
😄 Too good!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Masika
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 23, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Habiba
Guest
May 22, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Mchuma
Guest
May 21, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 19, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 18, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 12, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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James Malima
Guest
May 6, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Hashim
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
