Mwinyi (Guest) on March 14, 2018

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 8, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

David Chacha (Guest) on February 27, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 25, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Hassan (Guest) on February 18, 2018

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Ahmed (Guest) on February 17, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Sumaya (Guest) on February 5, 2018

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Selemani (Guest) on February 5, 2018

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 4, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Bakari (Guest) on February 1, 2018

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 16, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Habiba (Guest) on December 13, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 10, 2017

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 10, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 9, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Kiza (Guest) on November 29, 2017

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 23, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 22, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Baridi (Guest) on November 19, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 16, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 11, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 9, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Sultan (Guest) on November 9, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Amir (Guest) on November 4, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 3, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 1, 2017

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 18, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Salum (Guest) on October 16, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Shamsa (Guest) on October 16, 2017

🤣 This joke is too good!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 24, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 20, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 17, 2017

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 14, 2017

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 10, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 2, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 28, 2017

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Faiza (Guest) on August 23, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 20, 2017

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 15, 2017

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 11, 2017

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Muslima (Guest) on July 31, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Neema (Guest) on July 26, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Asha (Guest) on July 14, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 6, 2017

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 4, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 2, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 2, 2017

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Sofia (Guest) on June 30, 2017

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 27, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Rashid (Guest) on June 21, 2017

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Rehema (Guest) on May 25, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 14, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 27, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 24, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Shamim (Guest) on April 23, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Chiku (Guest) on April 22, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mjaka (Guest) on April 17, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Azima (Guest) on April 14, 2017

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

John Malisa (Guest) on April 13, 2017

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 9, 2017

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆