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Mwinyi
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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David Chacha
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Habiba
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 9, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Salum
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Neema
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Asha
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Rehema
Guest
May 25, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 14, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Chiku
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Azima
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
