Short Answer: Because he had low elf-esteem! π§ββοΈπ
Explanation: The play on words here is that "low elf-esteem" sounds like "low self-esteem," which means feeling down or lacking confidence. In this funny scenario, Santa's helper (an elf) is feeling sad because he lacks confidence in himself. The use of the π§ββοΈ emoji adds a playful and cheerful touch to the answer.
Sekela (Guest) on September 21, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 19, 2018
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Zuhura (Guest) on September 14, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 6, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Yusra (Guest) on August 26, 2018
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Khamis (Guest) on August 20, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
James Kimani (Guest) on August 18, 2018
π Mood instantly lifted!
Chum (Guest) on August 15, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 15, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 12, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 10, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 9, 2018
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 5, 2018
π Still cracking up!
James Mduma (Guest) on August 1, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 20, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 18, 2018
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
James Mduma (Guest) on July 14, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 11, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 7, 2018
π You got me!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 5, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 28, 2018
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 17, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 15, 2018
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 14, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 14, 2018
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Nassor (Guest) on June 11, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 27, 2018
π What a joke!
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 26, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 26, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 22, 2018
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 21, 2018
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Rehema (Guest) on May 13, 2018
π This joke just made my day!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 12, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 8, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 21, 2018
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
John Lissu (Guest) on April 20, 2018
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 18, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 9, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
James Malima (Guest) on April 2, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 17, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Maida (Guest) on March 10, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 7, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 6, 2018
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Baridi (Guest) on March 5, 2018
π Iβm saving this one!
Rukia (Guest) on March 5, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Kassim (Guest) on February 24, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 23, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 18, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 9, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 4, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Jabir (Guest) on January 31, 2018
π You got me good!
Warda (Guest) on January 28, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 27, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 20, 2018
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 12, 2018
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 6, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 5, 2018
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β