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Sekela
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Sep 21, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 14, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Chum
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
😄 You got me!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 27, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 26, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 26, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 22, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 21, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rehema
Guest
May 13, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 12, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 8, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Maida
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Baridi
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Warda
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
