Short answer: Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! 🍪😉
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Chum (Guest) on April 16, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Issa (Guest) on April 13, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Mustafa (Guest) on April 12, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
James Kawawa (Guest) on April 12, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 10, 2019
😄 Too good!
James Mduma (Guest) on March 29, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 28, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 26, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Kazija (Guest) on March 17, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 10, 2019
😅 I needed that!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 6, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 23, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 19, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Nashon (Guest) on February 11, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 25, 2019
😁 This is gold!
Jabir (Guest) on January 24, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 22, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 22, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
James Malima (Guest) on January 21, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
John Lissu (Guest) on January 21, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 15, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Khamis (Guest) on January 15, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 7, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Jaffar (Guest) on January 5, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 16, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Mariam (Guest) on November 25, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 22, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Aziza (Guest) on November 17, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Tambwe (Guest) on November 17, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 16, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
John Lissu (Guest) on November 12, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 8, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
James Malima (Guest) on November 7, 2018
😂 So funny!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 4, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Abubakari (Guest) on October 24, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 23, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 23, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 3, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 29, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 20, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 16, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Zulekha (Guest) on September 10, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Shamsa (Guest) on September 9, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 31, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 27, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 27, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Kahina (Guest) on August 25, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 24, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Kassim (Guest) on August 19, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Zuhura (Guest) on August 7, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Bakari (Guest) on August 2, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 22, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 19, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 28, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 22, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 21, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Maida (Guest) on June 20, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Hawa (Guest) on June 17, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 31, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯