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Charles Mboje
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Mar 8, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Nora Lowassa
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Mar 2, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Hamida
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 28, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Kassim
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Tabu
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
😄 You got me!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Kahina
Guest
May 25, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Maneno
Guest
May 23, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Rukia
Guest
May 21, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 16, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Majid
Guest
Mar 25, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
