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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Rukia
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Amani
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Husna
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Amir
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Majid
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
😅 I needed that!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Amir
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 25, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mhina
Guest
May 6, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Raha
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Maida
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Mustafa
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Leila
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
