Short Answer: Because it wanted to catch the bookworm burglars! 📚🐛👮♂️
Explanation: The book decided to join the police force because it had heard that there were mischievous bookworm burglars on the loose! It couldn't bear the thought of its fellow books being devoured by these notorious worms, so it bravely took up the badge and vowed to protect its literary companions. With a sense of duty and a dash of humor, this book-turned-officer set out on a mission to catch those wily bookworms and bring them to justice. 📖💪🚓
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 18, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 15, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 13, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 9, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Salma (Guest) on October 7, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Issa (Guest) on September 22, 2018
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Rukia (Guest) on September 18, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 15, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 10, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 19, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 17, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Hawa (Guest) on August 9, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 6, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Salum (Guest) on August 6, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Jamal (Guest) on August 5, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Warda (Guest) on July 29, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Wande (Guest) on July 28, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 24, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Biashara (Guest) on July 23, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 19, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 11, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Salima (Guest) on July 1, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Mhina (Guest) on July 1, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 21, 2018
😄 What a joke!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 9, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Salum (Guest) on June 4, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 1, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 29, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 26, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 18, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 10, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Wande (Guest) on May 5, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 1, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 21, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 16, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Juma (Guest) on April 16, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Baridi (Guest) on April 7, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
Issa (Guest) on April 4, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 3, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Wande (Guest) on March 20, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Maulid (Guest) on March 20, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 25, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Kheri (Guest) on February 7, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Ann Awino (Guest) on February 4, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Zainab (Guest) on February 3, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 24, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
Halimah (Guest) on January 21, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 11, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 5, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Latifa (Guest) on December 24, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 23, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 11, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 10, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 29, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Arifa (Guest) on November 25, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Mjaka (Guest) on November 22, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Baraka (Guest) on November 18, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖