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Miriam Mchome
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Apr 5, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Warda
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Mzee
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Binti
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Binti
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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Wande
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 25, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 23, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 8, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
