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Baridi
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Zawadi
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Farida
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Makame
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Salum
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Majid
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Farida
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Wande
Guest
May 29, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 25, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 17, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 5, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Fatuma
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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George Mallya
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
