A spider's favorite thing to do on a computer is... WEB-surfing! ๐ท๏ธ๐ฅ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Explanation: Spiders are known for creating intricate webs, so it's only natural that their favorite activity on a computer would be web-surfing! It's a pun that combines the spider's affinity for webs with the common term "web-surfing" which refers to browsing the internet. ๐ธ๏ธ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 29, 2019
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Yusuf (Guest) on March 8, 2019
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Nyota (Guest) on March 3, 2019
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Amani (Guest) on February 28, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 26, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Omar (Guest) on February 25, 2019
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 20, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 15, 2019
๐ This is too funny!
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 2, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 2, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 27, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 21, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Maulid (Guest) on January 15, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 11, 2019
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 6, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 25, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 23, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 19, 2018
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 2, 2018
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 27, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 18, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 18, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 17, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Baridi (Guest) on November 14, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 22, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 4, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 23, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 18, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 17, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 16, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Chum (Guest) on September 7, 2018
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Omari (Guest) on September 2, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 26, 2018
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 25, 2018
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 23, 2018
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 19, 2018
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Majid (Guest) on August 15, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 13, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Omari (Guest) on August 12, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 6, 2018
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
James Malima (Guest) on August 5, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 20, 2018
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 9, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 2, 2018
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 26, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 24, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 23, 2018
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 22, 2018
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 7, 2018
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 26, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Latifa (Guest) on May 19, 2018
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 18, 2018
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Saidi (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Wande (Guest) on May 10, 2018
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Maneno (Guest) on May 9, 2018
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 7, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 23, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐