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Zainab
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Feb 3, 2019
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Maida
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Farida
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Halima
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Issa
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Leila
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Omari
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Maida
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Azima
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 25, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Abdillah
Guest
May 24, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Zulekha
Guest
May 21, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Nassor
Guest
May 20, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 16, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 4, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 2, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
