A ghost's favorite room in the house is ๐ปthe living room!๐ป Explanation: Because ghosts are "living" in the afterlife, their favorite room would naturally be the living room! Plus, it's a play on words that adds a fun and lighthearted twist to the spooky nature of ghosts. So, whenever you hear strange noises or feel a chill in the living room, it's just your ghostly friends having a ghostly good time! ๐๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 17, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 12, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 12, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Zulekha (Guest) on November 7, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 30, 2018
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 9, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Mgeni (Guest) on October 4, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Hashim (Guest) on September 29, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 24, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Mustafa (Guest) on September 23, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Leila (Guest) on September 16, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 15, 2018
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Wande (Guest) on September 10, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 1, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 29, 2018
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Azima (Guest) on August 16, 2018
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Nassar (Guest) on August 10, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 3, 2018
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Amina (Guest) on August 1, 2018
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 30, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 21, 2018
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 20, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 15, 2018
๐ This made my day!
Khatib (Guest) on July 14, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 8, 2018
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Kheri (Guest) on July 7, 2018
๐ This one really got me!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 26, 2018
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 25, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Issack (Guest) on June 11, 2018
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 10, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 28, 2018
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 19, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Kiza (Guest) on May 7, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Mashaka (Guest) on May 6, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 1, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 23, 2018
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 21, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on April 17, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Hassan (Guest) on April 13, 2018
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Mohamed (Guest) on April 5, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 2, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 25, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Chris Okello (Guest) on March 23, 2018
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Omari (Guest) on March 14, 2018
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Rukia (Guest) on March 10, 2018
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 5, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 19, 2018
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Nasra (Guest) on February 15, 2018
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on February 10, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Selemani (Guest) on February 6, 2018
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 26, 2018
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Husna (Guest) on January 22, 2018
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 15, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 13, 2018
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 29, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Fadhila (Guest) on December 28, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 27, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Nchi (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Jamila (Guest) on December 19, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค