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Elizabeth Malima
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Nov 25, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Nora Lowassa
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Nov 21, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
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Elijah Mutua
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Nov 16, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Zawadi
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Janet Sumaye
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Nov 6, 2018
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Maimuna
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Oct 27, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Alex Nakitare
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Oct 24, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Mtumwa
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Oct 20, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Andrew Mchome
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Oct 8, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Linda Karimi
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Oct 2, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mjaka
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Oct 1, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Stephen Amollo
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Sep 27, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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David Chacha
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Sep 25, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Maulid
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Sep 21, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Makame
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Nasra
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Sep 14, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Francis Mtangi
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Sep 13, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Ann Wambui
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Sep 7, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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David Ochieng
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Aug 22, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Joy Wacera
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Aug 22, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Chris Okello
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Aug 22, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Shani
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Abubakari
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Jun 20, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Mzee
Guest
May 31, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Elizabeth Mrema
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May 21, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Aziza
Guest
May 20, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 18, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Ibrahim
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May 16, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 15, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mwanais
Guest
May 2, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
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Robert Okello
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Mar 23, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Makame
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
