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Samuel Omondi
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Jun 5, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 22, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 20, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 2, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 2, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Amina
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Salma
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Amir
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 28, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 26, 2018
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Sekela
Guest
May 23, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mwanais
Guest
May 5, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
