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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Tabu
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Husna
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Issack
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Salma
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Nuru
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 24, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 16, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Fatuma
Guest
May 10, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 3, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Amina
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Nahida
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
